Thank you, once again for all that visit here and I find myself smiling in the choice of todays topic, for while we have been well met, talked of death and traveled the star of life, we have yet to laugh within each other's levity. I hope that this day and your visit here will bring a warmth and smile to your day, for while we live and for while we die, laughter transcends the heavens and stays dread's hand. and so BenTwig levitates...
Counting Sheep
One, two, three four five, How many bees are in a bee hive?
Six, seven, eight nine ten, I wonder how many bears can stay in one den?
Eleven, twelve, thirteen and fourteen, Yes please, just one more bean.
Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen and eighteen, I've seen a couple, how many has your date seen?
Nineteen, twenty, twenty one and two I didn't think I could rhyme this, did you?
Twenty three, four, five and twenty six Eat more pancakes, I have plenty of mix.
Twenty seven, eight, nine and thirty Isn't this getting, just a little bit wordy?
Thirty one, two, three and thirty four I think when I hit fifty my fingers will be sore.
Thirty five, six, seven and thirty eight If you think I'm done, then you better just wait.
Thirty nine, forty, forty one, two and three Am I almost done, I don't know, could be.
Forty four, five, six and forty seven When I die, I hope there is a heaven.
Forty eight, forty nine and finally fifty, Phew I am done, wasn't that nifty...
Fifty one Fifty two!!! Ha Ha, fooled you!
Fifty three, four, five and fifty six Throw gum on a wall and ya know, it sticks.
Fifty seven, eight, nine and sixty I have always hated iced tea.
Sixty one, two, three and sixty four Be careful when someone asks you to pour
Sixty five, six, seven and sixty eight Spill it in their lap and they tend to get irrate.
Sixty nine, seventy, seventy one and two We're not even close to being through.
Seventy three, seventy four and five I love jumping off the high dive.
Seventy six, seven, eight, nine, and eighty, This whole thing is getting quite weighty
Eighty one, But isn't it fun?
Eighty two, three, four, five and eighty six, To get to the center, it takes that many licks!!
Eighty seven, eight, nine and ninety, There always seems to be an owl in my pine tree.
Ninety one, two, three and four, Almost done, only six more.
Ninety five, six and ninety seven, Already used heaven, so I'll just say "Eleven"
Ninety eight, nine and at last ONE HUNDRED Do you have any idea of what you have just read...
If so, tell me later. I'm going to bed!
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I am but a child, at all times, within the space and time that is existence and it is there I wish to remain and so...I love the word "boogers" and from time to time, when no one is looking, I pick them too....although once picked, they are actually called "boogies", the same way a meteoroid is called a meteorite when it flies within our atmosphere and much for the same reason...hee hee!!! ...and so I say let the boogies fly as we laugh our asses off when they land in our overbearing bosses coffee....(we say nothing)...and then he drinks it!!
Gross, yes...but well worth the outburst of uncontrollable laughter every time we see them drinking coffee!!
Have a wonderful day, my nose itches...
Benjamin Twig
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